Dear Wendy
Dear Wendy

Best of Hurricane Sandy Craigslist Personals

There’s nothing like a natural disaster — or any disaster for that matter — to bring out the romance and eloquence and general we’re-gonna-get-through-this camaraderie in people. Keep reading for some of the best of Hurricane Sandy Craigslist personals to see exactly what I mean.

This one’s actually sort of sweet, right? I mean, he wants pants to stay on… And he’s not into robots, so that’s something.

Hurricane-thwarting make-out (prospect park)
Looking for a little hurricane-thwarting make-out action with someone playful, cute, smart. The rules are:Your place or mine (whichever you’d prefer, provided of course we can walk to each other)
Pants stay on
Occasional watching of hurricane/recovery news coverage, while we make out
Afterwards we are sleeping in our own beds

I’m a nice guy, attractive, clean-cut, mid 30’s, respectful of boundaries, including all of those set here in this ad.

I will share a pic.

Tell me a new funny name for Hurricane Sandy to prove you’re not a robot.

 

When all else fails, slap on a topical headline and see where that gets you. She’s not looking for a man, by the way! She’s simply looking for an elder man who can help her advance her wardrobe and hold a conversation, sheesh, is that too much to ask? Summer is almost over!!

Hurricane Sandy got you lonely? – w4m – 24 (Midtown East)

PLEASE BE NEAR 97TH STREET EAST SIDE OR WEST SIDE!!!
Heres a little about me… if i see me on the street my smile and eyes will make u blush 🙂 I am 24 Irish and Puetro Rican 5’6 work full time and plan on going to school next year.. seeing that summer is almost over i am interested in advancing my wardrobe, I am looking for an elder man somewhere in between 30-40 you should know how to hold a conversation. I am not here to find a man. I am just looking for someone who I can get along with and can help me from time to time…. I have big boobs (36DDD). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EMAIL ME UR NAME AGE AND LOCATION FOR A RESPONSE THANK YOU! (Please keep in mind i remove my post once i find someone) happy hunting! CANT HOST SORRY
PLEASEEEE BE NEAR 97TH STREET EAST OR WEST SIDE TRYING TO MAKE THIS CONVENIENT!

 

The effects of Hurricane Sandy are being felt across an entire region, including inside this guy’s pants. He woke up with a “hardon,” y’all, so perhaps you’d be interested in helping a guy out by going over to his messy apartment, dressing up in a sexy outfit, letting him play with your tits, and maybe even giving him a bj? Hey, we’re all in this together.

Bored after Hurricane Sandy. Incall? – m4w – 28 (East Harlem)

Just woke up with a hardon and feeling the effects of Hurricane Sandy. Anyone want to help? I can come to you if you are nearby or you can come over if you do not mind a messy apartment. I do not drive so you have to be nearby. I’m kinda shy and doing this for the first time so please bear with me. I am not necessarily looking for s*x but would love to play with tits, see you in a sexy outfit, maybe even have you give me a bj ( with protection of course). I’m clean, attractive, respectable and can be a little gen. If this is something you may be interested in, let me know. For quicker response text six46 fourseven0 9three04. I hope to hear from you soon. I love busty women that have a nice personality.

 

Aww, what a hero!

Sandy storm Looking for getting your power back on? – m4w – 30 (Lower East Side)

Journeyman lineman drove from Southern California out to assist in hurricane sandy relief. We are offering a trade; your cute photos for an option to get your power back a little earlier than the rest of your friends. Send your photos in to start this process.

 

I mean, who needs a sperm bank, amiright?

cute white guy to get you preggo during sandy – m4w – 26 (queens)

100% clean sane and safe, respectful white guy here. haven’t cum in awhile. let me get your pregnant during hurricane sandy 😀
please be 100% clean and serious to meet up thanks 🙂
pic 4 pic

 

I did not realize cuddling was something people could professionalize in. But this ad is also sort of sweet too. Board games! Junk food! Special hugs and lasting memories. I hope he found someone to ride out the storm with…

Perfect excuse to cuddle! – w4m – 19 (Maspeth )

Hurricane sandy ruined all my plans …which sucks (obviously)
But I came to realize that this might just be the best excuse to cuddle!

I’ve always wanted to hang out with someone new and fun
On a rainy day and just hug under blankets or eat junk food because…why not?

We could play board games all day or watch horror movies and just be comfy
in eachothers presence.

We would act like bestfriends but at the end of the day when I have to go..
We say our goodbyes and leave only the memories behind.

If this sounds like something you want to do shoot me an email 🙂

I’m entertaining (as should you)
Funny
Easy on the eyes (or so I’ve been told)
And a pro cuddler!

Please be the same 🙂
Hope to hear from you soon! Because sandy is leaving and I won’t have an excuse..

Oh and pictures would be nice too 🙂

 

I’m guessing that their inbox runneth over.

Sandy makes us randy – 22 (Upper East Side)

We’ve already exhausted all our rations, but there’s one thing we forgot to pick up at CVS. Some high grade beef. Could that be you?

4 college educated, CA girls looking for a bit of excitement to break the boredom of waiting out this hurricane.

Will you come protect us from these wild winds?
Will you whisper comforting words as we shiver with fear?

Trying to stay out of the rain, but don’t mind getting a little wet.

pics please. bring some sunshine to our dreary day.

 

What so you suppose “Ivy-ish” means? And what does that say about you that you think that’s your biggest selling point? Oy.

Tall professional seeking excitement during Hurricane Sandy – m4w – 30 (Lower East Side)

There is so much energy in the air right now, it’d be a shame not to use it! Intelligent white professional guy, well-educated (Ivy-ish) and putting some faith in randomness right now.

12 comments… add one
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    Taylor October 30, 2012, 2:25 pm

    Yegads.

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    EB October 30, 2012, 2:31 pm

    LBH, looks like you’re only a bikini pic away from getting the power back on;)

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      lets_be_honest October 30, 2012, 3:56 pm

      Bahahaha!

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  • Roxy_84

    Roxy_84 October 30, 2012, 2:42 pm

    I too enjoy the “pants stay on” guy and the “pro cuddler” with board games.

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    lemongrass October 30, 2012, 2:42 pm

    I think everyone should text that guy! And go!

    Also, I specialize in cuddling too.

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  • landygirl

    landygirl October 30, 2012, 3:10 pm

    Wow, people are not only stupid, they are reckless. Who thinks that advertising for sex with a stranger is a good idea?

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      lemongrass October 30, 2012, 6:19 pm

      prostitutes.

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      SuzyQ October 30, 2012, 8:23 pm

      Buzzkill

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  • bittergaymark

    bittergaymark October 30, 2012, 3:14 pm

    Somebody needs to keep the free clinic in business, I guess… Love that one dopey chick is looking to go to school. Good thing, too, as somehow she still thinks its summer…

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    GatorGirl October 30, 2012, 3:20 pm

    “seeing that summer is almost over i am interested in advancing my wardrobe”

    1. It’s almost November. Summer is pretty solidly over.
    2. Advancing my wardrober? Sex for new clothes?

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    • bittergaymark

      bittergaymark October 30, 2012, 4:16 pm

      It’s obviously an old ad that she just keeps reposting. Gee, I wonder why she has so few takers — er, I mean givers…

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    • LM

      LM October 30, 2012, 6:56 pm

      You forgot #3.

      Looking for am elder man 30-40. I didn’t know 30-40 was “elder”. Maybe just older?

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