Dear Wendy
Dear Wendy

Chastity Belt Unlocks When it Detects True Love

My dad emailed this to me yesterday to share on DW. I have so many questions. Like, do they make this in a size DDD. And if so, is that dangerous? Like, when the “true love” odometer hits 100 and the bra snaps open with all that suddenly unrestrained power behind it, what happens if it hits someone in the face? I think that would hurt, especially considering there’s technology in them cups. Also, shouldn’t it be called “true lust” and not “true love”?

But, yeah, I mean we totally need to save women from technicians and I’m sure this is just the thing to do that.

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  • rosie posie

    rosie posie January 30, 2014, 3:28 pm

    Thanks Wendy’s dad. This is hilarious! My only question is, will I have to watch Sherlock every night before bed just to get my bra off?

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    • othy

      othy January 30, 2014, 5:40 pm

      And what do you do once Sherlock is over and it’s another 2 months before Game of Thrones starts?

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    • CatsMeow

      CatsMeow January 31, 2014, 2:08 am

      SHERLOCK.

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  • mylaray

    mylaray January 30, 2014, 3:34 pm

    This is why I love Japan.

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      Wendys Dad January 31, 2014, 10:38 am

      When we lived in Japan (for 10 years), they sold a brand of men’s trousers called “Trim Pecker Pants”. Yep, ya gotta love ol’ Nippon.

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  • Cassie

    Cassie B January 30, 2014, 10:43 pm

    Time for the Technician to invent some True Love safety goggles.

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  • CatsMeow

    CatsMeow January 31, 2014, 2:18 am

    So… I’m probably looking way too far into this, but isn’t it almost pro-rape? If you are using heart rate to determine “true love” then couldn’t a rapist (who induced fear/anxiety aka increased heart rate) say, “Hey, her bra came off, so it’s all good.” …?

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  • Addie Pray

    Addie Pray January 31, 2014, 8:14 am

    Mine would certainly malfunction and come off for everyone who was not my true love. I’d try to take it back, they’d insist all those men were my true love – I can see it all unfolding.

    Also the technicians at every firm I’ve worked have been shady and make sexual advances in the work place. I know because I made out with one! He had a fiancé I later learned. Bad! Wait, he wasn’t a technician. He was in IT. Is that the same thing?

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      Wendys Dad January 31, 2014, 10:40 am

      Maybe they thought that you were the “IT GIRL”.

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      • Addie Pray

        Addie Pray January 31, 2014, 10:44 am

        That’s it! 🙂

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