Wendy tells me I’ve been losing weight but it’s hard to believe that’s true. I know she’s only trying to encourage me – but the truth is I feel bigger than ever. When I’m not eating I spend most of my time sleeping and staring out the window. My days are filled with regret. Years ago, when I was in the shelter, there was a calico named Marbles. She was an angel — and I was just a stupid kitten. Why didn’t I tell her when I had the chance? I still love Marbles. I LOVE YOU MARBLES! Goddammit. I have to get myself together. Look at me.
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