… and won’t shut up about it.
Drew Grew a Beard…
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Haha, Drew is hilarious. And he can pull off the beard. What does Jackson think of it?
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It’s cute!! You should thank your lucky stars Drew has mad facial hair growing abilities. Every few years my husband thinks it’s a good idea to ‘grow’ a ‘funny’ patchy handlebar mustache… and it’s epicly awful, and he wants to talk about it non-stop too. I usually threaten to cut him off in order to get him to shave it.
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I have to watch this again…started laughing at the “looking like Kenny Rogers” line, and nearly lost it at the “beard etiquette” part. Too funny…but he’s rocking a way cool beard.
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I want a funny husband. I also need dishwasher detergent, toilet paper, and olive oil. They’re opening a Target in downtown Chicago, at State and Madison — hallelujah!! Back to husbands, I want a funny one, avec or sans beard. Where do you find funny husbands?
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The Funny Husband Emporium. Duh. It’s right next to the new Target, so you can get everything you need. I’m going Saturday afternoon. Want to join?
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Did you see the new Target? I saw it on my bus ride home and wet myself I was so excited. Let’s go!
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There is a new target coming here too! Except all it has written on it is CITY and then the bulls eye logo. No target anywhere. Funny target, thinking they can fool me.
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Wait, is the target open already?? I’ve been avoiding that part of State St ever since they opened the DSW. My sister already thinks I have a hoarding problem when it comes to shoes…
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Ugh, I haven’t. I didn’t even know it was open yet. I usually don’t make it that far South in the loop, but it’s sooo close to my office. Yes, we should go sometime. And cause a ruckus!
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What about cute wives that love to bake and play video games?
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I play video games. I know how to cook. I’m also cute.
But I’m taken, sorry
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Story of my life…
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Aw
I promise there’s one out there for you somewhere.
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Loving the beard!
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Drew is so funny. Also bearded men are a-okay in my book
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Agreed. It looks good. Plus, when you make out, free facial exfoliation! Looks, make out, exfoliate – win, win, win.
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Haha. Sometimes it’s more like a sand blasting if it hasn’t been trimmed!
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Tell him to put conditioner on it daily. That’s when I do whenever I grow a goatee (like right now) because it makes it softer.
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what I do*
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I want to know how it occurred to you to do this…were there complaints? Do you use conditioner on your head?
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Haha no, no complaints. Sadly there isn’t anyone in my life to be complaining about it. I started doing it because guy’s facial hair is like copper wire. It can be uncomfortable for us too. And I’ve always put conditioner on my hair so I figured it would work on facial and other hair too.
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awwwwww break out!
I feel like that is a recipe for zit city.
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Also I’m fairly fortunate to have soft beard hair.
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I’ve never gotten a lot of zits from it as far as I can tell, no more than the occasional one here and there at least.
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Hilarious!
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I’m not a huge fan of beards, but it seems to look good on him. My husband has the mustache/goatee thing goin’ that I really like. Sometimes he grows his sideburns down a little to low and I make him shave them
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Drew totally rocks the beard!
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Wendy, your husband is adorable! And the beard looks great
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A beard. Uh-oh. Facial hair? Yikes, Wendy, I think you now have to MOA!!!
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BGM, you don’t like the scruff?
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NO! Especially on straight guys! They, uh, tend to have more than enough trouble grooming as it is… Especially now that the thing to do is apparently grow the strangest, oddest shaped beard around… Yeah, beards are right up there with tattoos… Oh, and those giant ear plug things that somehow became all the rage recently.
A little 5 o’clock shadow can be hot, though. But otherwise? Meh…
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Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I think it also depends a little bit on the guy, too. Because some guys look great with scruff- and then there’s guys like Matt Bomer: why would you ever cover that perfection with a layer of fur??
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My problem — and the reason I’m alone #2,427 — is that I am hopelessly attracted to the unattainable, you know, guys like the aforementioned Mr. Bomer…
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Fur is hot. My man-person has a beard, it’s like “smoochin’ a badger” (stolen from Sheldon)…also the exfoliation thing is totally true!
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Gertie, I totally love my dude’s scruff.
Also, I am convinced that Matt Bomer is some sort of sexiness cyborg created by scientists. There is no possible way to be that physically flawless.
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If that’s the case, they should seriously make a whole slew of them and put them out on the open market!!!
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BGM, Let’s be serious- If there was an army of Bomer clones, every man and woman would have one- which means the end of the human race as we know it. Why find anyone else to procreate with if you have MATT BOMER??
You have to be responsible with science.
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Eh, the world is VASTLY over populated. I say, bring it on…
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…. it was greatest non-generation ever not created: the matt bomer sex robot. while the economic repercussions were felt years later, the vastly over populated older generation overwhelmed social security, and we had no use for primary school teachers for a generation, we all agree.. the best 20 years in history.
bahaha
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it *is* bear week and all…..
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When my guy grows his muttonchops (which I love), he’s always asking me to pet them (which I find annoying).
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Muttonchops! NOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!! No mullets either!
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More bearded husband vlogs, plz and thx!
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hahahahha! Drew is so funny! I love his speech patterns. And I normally hate beards, but he looks good with that grey going on. He should probably keep it short like he has it now though.
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Ha I feel that way too – like overall I could do without beards but you add some peppered grey and all of the sudden it’s very George clooney
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He’s crazy if he thinks he’s ever going to look like Kenny Rogers.
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My husband shaved his beard because it was turning grey and white. Now he has jowls. I liked the beard better but he won’t listen….
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I’m not generally a beard fan – though Walter does this sort of half-ass scruff thing that totally works for him (when he’s totally clean-shaven he looks like a twelve year old with gray hair). But I have to say, Drew, that beard works on you. I was skeptical before I saw the video, but I kind of dig it.
Also, you should totally wave to guys with beards. It could become a thing.
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Ok, this will have nothing to do with beards.
Am I the only one having problems with the forum pages?
Whenever I click the arrows to go to older forum entries (ie: page 2 of the general chat, or the second/third page of a specific entry) it takes me to the home page instead.
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Not just you, darling. I’m sure it’ll get sorted out soon.
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Yes, it is messed up. I’m trying to find someone who can fix it for me as I don’t know how. The guy who created the forums for me is MIA. I am hoping to find someone to fix it soon.
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Oh I see. That sucks
I hope you can find someone to help you out!
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That’s a pretty solid effort on Drews part. I’ve only grown a beard once in my life, and that was after losing a bet. Longest 6 months of my life.
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Ohh, your beard doesn’t come in patchy, does it? Because that is a major bummer.
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No. But the constant itch was horrible. Plus, I’m just not a beard guy.
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Love Drew’s beard! Go, Drew! It’s your beard-day!!!
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On behalf of myself and my beard we’d like to thank everyone for their kind comments. We really appreciate them.
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If I shave off my scruff I look about 18-20….I think I’ll like that when I’m older, but right now nooope.
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Drew looks a little bit like a Rabbi with the beard, though… it doesn’t look bad…. if you like that sort of thing….
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BTW I was raised Jewish so I can get away with writing that….nobody else could….
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