Drunk DWers, convene here!
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Yikes, those are two very unfortunately specific categories! Perhaps you need to take a trip up to Canada? There are tons of lovely single ladies here. 
Haha I live up in N. Scottsdale, AZ where the guys (I meet a ton of guys at work) are super rich and looking for that supermodel wife ooorrrr the contractors I run into at work (love a guy that can get his hands dirty) only interest is drinking a ton. Yes, the women here are absurd. I was hiking a brutal mountain yesterday and this lady had PERFECTLY curled hair and wasn’t even breaking a sweat. Ugh! I’m fairly average and get told I’m “cute” but no supermodel.
She’s a peach, riiiiight??
I’m open to all courting Addie Pray. I lost my FWB, so I’m no longer “sleeping around.” My focus is to somewhat dip into something serious, since I’ve done slept around in my past.
I will give you $5 if you ask a Duggar out. You’d probably have to get Jim Bob’s permission first.
Why wouldn’t a relationship work with your FWB?
Geez, my sentences aren’t even that clear now. Damn you gin and your deliciously refreshing taste.
You guys, I have a gray eyebrow hair. I keep plucking it but it seems to grow faster than all of the rest.
Dye you’re eyebrows. I have naturally blond hair and my eyebrows are almost white so when I dye my hair I do the brows too.
In other news: I just found out they sell gummy bear vitamins — FOR ADULTS — at the CVS near my house. Score. Now, instead of taking a “One-A-Day” pill, I can take 2 gummy vitamins with the same vitamins as a One-A-Day and with only 15 calories. It was an amazing discovery.
@Trixy. She has (3) kids and that’s 2 more than I would want to start a relationship with. She’s known this from the beginning but always hoped I would change my mind. Her feelings got more and more intense and it finally boiled over. She never mentioned it to me, but I did somewhat assume it. I already knew it wasn’t going to last forever and she knew it too.
She still wonders why we can’t be together, but she doesn’t get how I don’t want to be a pseudo Dad to three kids when I won’t even be able to have kids with her, since I’m not wanting to raise 4 kids ever. Unless, I was to get my wife or girlfriend pregnant and we had quadtuplets(?)
Those things are addicting! I usually take too many and then experience colored pee. :/
@Trixy: well, just just one hair – but it’s so white. It’s like my left eyebrow is a skunk.
Yeah, Will. Why don’t you want a relationship with your FWB?
Oh. And I have ONE ridiculous nipple hair on my left nipple. It’s not grey (yet). I pluck it, shave it, burn it, no use. It always comes back. And it’s never an in-between length. It’s either not there, or LONG as shit.
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