Favorite DWisms

[WendyKeymaster]

What are some of the quotes, replies, advice, or funny one-liners from DW that have stayed with you? Anything you’ve read here — either written by me or someone else — that you’ve caught yourself repeating to other people (perhaps even over and over)?

[brendapieParticipant]

“It’s called Plan B because you’re supposed to have a Plan A!”

[katieParticipant]

WWS

[katieParticipant]

if option A doesnt work, and option B doesnt work, you pick option C- be single.

that one is from RR, and she has said (typed?) it better then that. dont use that verbatim. it sounds bad. lol

[katieParticipant]

when someone tells you who they are, listen

[katieParticipant]

these are gonna be poping into my head all night… lol

[WendyKeymaster]

I’m going to play, too: When someone wants to be your boyfriend, he doesn’t waste any time acting like anything else.

[FabelleParticipant]

This may not be an exact quote, but “If you’re trying to choose between 2 guys, the answer is NO guys.”

I don’t know who said this one first, probably RR? But it’s gotten repeated a lot! Even with letters that aren’t so **obviously** “this guy, orrrrrr THIS guy??” I think a good portion of people have that mentality of wanting to decide between whatever is available, when really, they should just chill & be single. (And I’ve caught myself thinking this way in the past, so I wish I’d had somebody to tell me “Umm… 0 guys for you, lady.”)

[katieParticipant]

fabelle, thats the one i was thinking of.

[AnnaParticipant]

There’s a difference between having needs and being needy.

[Addie PrayParticipant]

I’m drunk.

That’s not a saying, that’s just what I am. When you are American and you speak French in Montreal, they are so happy/impressed/shocked, they buy you drinks, and it’s rude to say non. I’m loving this adventure.

Ok, DWisms: Elope. (That’s more of a AP-ism, that and “I’m drunk.”)

Ps I would totally buy DW merchandise. Even DW underwear.

[iwannatalktosampsonParticipant]

AH AP! I’m calling you in 30 minutes when I’m done with my class. Drunk Addie Pray is my favorite kind of Addie Pray.

[crazyayeayeParticipant]

Ohh I love this! My favorite is “Don’t settle for the crumbs of a relationship”…..or something to that effect

[painted_ladyParticipant]

I would definitely buy the “the answer is NO GUYS.”

Also, a quick and dirty version of the standard sort of MOA question, like “My boyfriend has three kids by three different women. What should I do?” on the front, with “MOA!” really huge on back with “(Move on Already)” in tiny letters underneath? That would be awesome.

Also, there have been a couple of “That isn’t a relationship” answers, and that would be awesome on a t-shirt. And definitely yes to “When someone tells you who they are, listen.” I would totally buy that on a t-shirt.

[FabelleParticipant]

@katie whoops, didn’t see that!

I’m trying to think of more, but my memory jumbled everything together haha. Some of these would definitely be great on a shirt, though

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