Hello world!

Hello, I'm Rei (not my real name). Let's see, I'm 21 and live in Springfield, MO. I'm supposed to be graduating college now but due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances and not knowing what I want to do, am not. Okay, that's not true. I'd love to do vocal stuff but I suck at singing and that makes no money anyways. I live with my boyfriend, dog, ferrets, and snake. One of my goals in life is to own a pet skunk and I've recently achieved another goal of owning a pet snake. Sadly, I've recently lost my job and am currently looking for another. My favorite color is pink and I love glitter and dresses. I bake like nobody's business. I also really hate the devaluing of "feminine" things in our current culture. Liking football and jeans is no better than liking manicures and miniskirts. Besides, miniskirts are freakin' comfy. Socially acceptable pantslessness? Count me in! I have a pretty fierce heart condition and a bad hearing problem. I've died a few times, but it just makes me that much more badass. (Well, really my heart just stopped. But I still like to joke that I'm immortal.) A lot of times, people might as well be speaking Elvish at me for all I can understand. And that's enough about myself for now. I feel conceited enough during introductions.

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