Dear Wendy
Dear Wendy

Restore Your “Youthful Glow”

41msMlj1zwLSpeaking of Amazon products, here’s an interesting one: “My New Pink Button” is a … labia dye (yes, you read that right) that promises to “give you a bold burgundy pink color.” I wasn’t even aware that the color down there faded. I mean, does it? Wait, never mind, I don’t want to know. I have enough things to worry about. But if faded glory in your morning glory is something you’re concerned with, well, maybe this is the answer to your wishes. The reviews are… mixed, though. [via Jezebel]

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  • lemongrass

    lemongrass February 25, 2014, 3:06 pm

    Finally! My life is complete.

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    AKchic February 25, 2014, 3:07 pm

    I shared that yesterday! I loved some of the reviews!

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    lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 3:08 pm

    I would never buy this product. Instead I like to get a sick thrill from skulking around in the shadows, tricking men into my beige vagina.

    I love internet reviews.

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  • Fabelle

    Fabelle February 25, 2014, 3:16 pm

    I wanna do it just to see what it looks like. They should come in other colors, too. Like red-red, blue, green, glitter.

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      lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 3:22 pm

      I’m pretty surprised you don’t have this. 🙂

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    • CatsMeow

      CatsMeow February 25, 2014, 3:28 pm

      GLITTERRR. I need glitter labia now. Thanks, Fab.

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      • lemongrass

        lemongrass February 25, 2014, 3:40 pm

        vajazzling! Turn your labia into a yaybia!

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        lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 3:46 pm

        yaybia. omg.

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      • CatsMeow

        CatsMeow February 25, 2014, 3:49 pm

        Brilliant!!

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      • lemongrass

        lemongrass February 25, 2014, 3:54 pm

        I won’t take credit, this video is so hilarious
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c

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    • TaraMonster

      TaraMonster February 25, 2014, 3:39 pm

      Well you can achieve the glittery look with a Vajazzler. Just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt!

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    • Addie Pray

      Addie Pray February 25, 2014, 4:39 pm

      Maybe we can figure out a way to install a mini smart TV down there so men can watch Netflix while they’re at it. you know, let’s make it not just pretty for them but let’s make it really relaxing, functional and hi-tech

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  • GatorGirl

    GatorGirl February 25, 2014, 3:26 pm

    What about transferring?…it would be really awkward to have that dye rub off. Hmm.

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      lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 3:39 pm

      One of the reviews said her husbands lips are extra pink now…

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  • TaraMonster

    TaraMonster February 25, 2014, 3:36 pm

    Apparently the list of things women are supposed to be self-conscious about just didn’t seem long enough to whoever decided to invent this!

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    • Addie Pray

      Addie Pray February 25, 2014, 4:38 pm

      WTMS

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  • Diablo

    Diablo February 25, 2014, 3:45 pm

    Finally, you can be ashamed of the debased condition of your privates just like the rest of your body, and buy helpful products to fix what is less than adequate about you! What a great day for feminism!

    I suppose there’s a good reason that this is not offered in stick form like regular lipstick. Just can’t think what that might be. I’m with Fabelle: there should be lots of colours. And flavours! (Are ya with me fellas? And ladies who might be so inclined?)

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      lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 3:47 pm

      Does anyone remember motion lotion?

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    • mrmidtwenties

      mrmidtwenties February 25, 2014, 3:54 pm

      Bacon flavoured maybe?

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      • Diablo

        Diablo February 25, 2014, 4:15 pm

        I’m not a bible scholar, but shouldn’t there be something in the Book of Leviticus about not making the flesh of thy woman seeming as like unto the flesh of swine? Besides, i’m thinking bacon is a more natural flavour for manparts. As in “O’er the manparts we watched so gallantly streaming…”

        Nobody respond to me anymore today. This just ain’t gonna get any nicer as we go.

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        AKchic February 25, 2014, 5:19 pm

        I spit out my soda laughing so hard. Don’t DO that to me!

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    lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 4:14 pm

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  • Crochet.Ninja

    Crochet.Ninja February 25, 2014, 4:20 pm

    bahaha I saw this yesterday! are people really concerned about their labia color?! i guess so or there wouldn’t be a market for it.. but..weird. our parts are just our parts!

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      MissDre February 25, 2014, 6:02 pm

      There are so many things I don’t understand why people care about… like anal bleaching. Really?? Why do you care what colour your butt hole is??

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      • lemongrass

        lemongrass February 25, 2014, 9:19 pm

        Why DON’T you care?

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  • honeybeenicki

    honeybeenicki February 25, 2014, 4:54 pm

    Haha I saw this a few times on my FB yesterday. I haven’t had a chance to read the reviews yet, but I’m thinking I won’t be doing that at work. Might cross some kind of line or another. But, seriously? Who needs this?

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      lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 4:59 pm

      People with beige vaginas. Duh.

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      • Diablo

        Diablo February 25, 2014, 5:13 pm

        LBH, given that you’ve said this twice, I now need to coin the word “beigina.” You’re welcome.

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        lets_be_honest February 25, 2014, 5:22 pm

        The first time I just copied someone else’s review, but I’m a fan of this new word.

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      • Diablo

        Diablo February 25, 2014, 6:30 pm

        Idea for a country song:
        I left my pale woman with her dull beigina
        For a pretty pink flower from Beijing China.

        I promise to stop now if Wendy agrees not to kick me off the comments.

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        rachel February 25, 2014, 6:40 pm

        I <3 you.

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      • othy

        othy February 25, 2014, 9:09 pm

        You are on quite a roll. Keep it up 🙂

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    AliceInDairyland February 25, 2014, 6:39 pm

    I have no serious thoughts about the youthful glow concept…

    But I just wanted to chime in and say hello and say that I’m feeling particularly close to this community at the moment and that everyone is awesome and that everything about my life is going to be AWESOME because I have such a good support system inside and outside of the internets so thanks!! And I assisted with a 5 hour cow surgery and it was AWESOME.

    And I said awesome a lot.

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    Kate February 25, 2014, 8:05 pm

    Maybe it’s for performers, like they originally invented Benetint for strippers to color their nipples.

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    Sara February 25, 2014, 9:33 pm

    It’s not just the reviews that are amazing – I love the list of things that “customers who viewed this item also viewed.” Doll house. Sex position book. Corrugated coffin. Nitrous Oxide Cream Whippers. Electric Egg Cooker.

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    Wendy's Dad February 26, 2014, 11:52 am

    Reminds me of a product on the market during my college days. It was called Cupid’s Quiver. I wonder what ever happened to it. It was a feminine hygiene product that came in five scents and three flavors. Made for great conversations in my freshman dorm. Back in those days, it was an all-male dorm, so you can imagine how those discussions went. (Yes, I am that old).

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