I’m bouncing a crying baby on one knee and typing one-handed, so please talk amongst yourselves. Topic: what do you hate most about the holidaze? We’re almost in the thick of it and sure, there’s lots to love, but that’s not as much fun to discuss. Me, I hate the holiday eBay commercials, my dwindling bank account, and weight gain. When I was single, I also hated the pressure of New Year’s Eve — where to go, who to kiss, whether I’d be the only single person — but now that I have a built-in date every year the only pressure I feel is squeezing into something slinky after a month-long eating binge. Your turn.