Happy Memorial Day Weekend (for my American readers, that is)! I’ll probably spend the weekend eating too much crap and feeling bad about myself because of it, especially since I’m going to be wearing a bikini in public in T-minus eight days. I’m also going to finish reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which has been somewhat difficult for me to get into on account of the fucking god awful, atrocious writing. Seriously, I start reading it and I think about how maybe I should go trim Jackson’s toenails or clean out the litter box or something else equally productive but disgusting, which is probably not at all the point of reading an erotic novel. But, you know, now that I think of it: maybe it IS the point of an erotic novel? Apparently the book has sold more copies than McDonald’s has sold hamburgers and maybe the point is not to get housewives all over the world in the mood to sleep with their husbands again, but to motivate them to do things like trim their babies’ toenails and shake the crumbs from their toasters (so to speak?) just to have something else to do besides read another page of, “And then he pressed his thumb against me and I flushed.”
Anyhow, what’s up with you guys? What are your plans this holiday weekend? What are you most looking forward to this summer?
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