Dear Wendy
Dear Wendy

Win Dear Wendy Shot Glasses!

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Three pairs of awesome Dear Wendy shot glasses, pictured above, are up for grabs this week. One shot glass has the DW logo and the other says “MOA!” which is always a good message to be reminded of when you’re drinking. Interested in winning said awesome shot glasses? All you have to do is donate any amount to support the site here (if you have already donated in the past six months or are a recurring monthly donor, you’re eligible and don’t need to make an additional donation… unless you really want to), and then leave a comment below saying whatever you want — tell a joke, suggest a shot recipe, say what you like about DW, wax poetic about any old thing. Please only comment ONE TIME. You can remain anonymous if you prefer, but make sure you leave an email address in the login field where I can contact you if you win. Winners will be chosen at random tomorrow through the Random Number Generator website at 7 AM EST. I will endeavor to email the winners, but please check this spot right here for winners’ names tomorrow to see if you’ve won.

UPDATE: The random number generator chose 12, 21, 10, which correspond to the following commenters who are now winners of the very first every DW shot glasses:

Kate (commenter 12)
stickelet (commenter 10)
Billboard (commenter 21)

Congrats, guys! Please email me today with your mailing addresses so I can get your shots glasses in the mail to you!

30 comments… add one
  • Diablo

    Diablo September 22, 2014, 1:42 pm

    I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my drink.

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  • honeybeenicki

    honeybeenicki September 22, 2014, 2:41 pm

    A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
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    The bartender asks, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?”
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    The guy says, “You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had.”
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    The bartender asks, “What do you have?”
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    The guy says, “75 cents.”

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    Jane63 September 22, 2014, 2:52 pm

    I like DW and I like to drink. I think I nailed it- amiright?

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    Julia September 22, 2014, 2:53 pm

    I don’t know any bar jokes…Anyway, longtime lurker!

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  • othy

    othy September 22, 2014, 3:02 pm

    A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bar tender asks “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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  • Lianne

    Lianne September 22, 2014, 3:09 pm

    It’s been a terrible Monday and I could use both a shot and to win something.

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    stickelet September 22, 2014, 3:14 pm

    A guy walks into a bar. He hits his head. The End. (Get it?)

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  • gigi

    gigi September 22, 2014, 3:18 pm

    I only know kid jokes, I can’t remember any grown up ones…. What do you all a cow with no legs?

    Ground Beef.

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    Kate September 22, 2014, 3:19 pm

    Like my liquor straight, never chase that!

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    va-in-ny September 22, 2014, 3:23 pm

    Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers??

    Because they CAN’T EVEN.

    I haven’t donated yet, because I’m blocked at work – but I’ll do it tonight! yaay!

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  • Portia

    Portia September 22, 2014, 3:23 pm

    Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a beer, Descartes says “I think not” and disappears.
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    Oh, no, I just remembered the funny hipster jokes my cousin told me! This is better…
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    How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number.

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    kryssie81 September 22, 2014, 3:32 pm

    My 11 year-old niece told me this one the other day:

    Why didn’t the lion win at chess?

    Because he isn’t a cheetah.

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    CG September 22, 2014, 3:08 pm

    Wendy, do you have more of these available to purchase if we don’t win them? I would totally buy a pair!

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    • Dear Wendy

      Dear Wendy September 22, 2014, 3:14 pm

      I don’t yet, but if there’s enough interest, I will definitely consider offering them for sale in the future.

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      • CurlyQue

        CurlyQue September 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

        I would most def buy a pair!

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  • Amanda

    Amanda September 22, 2014, 4:14 pm

    I got nothin’. But those would look spiffy in my shot glass collection!

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  • CurlyQue

    CurlyQue September 22, 2014, 5:23 pm

    Oh my bf was reading me bad jokes last night, lets see if i can remember a “good” one…
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    Oh, ok it went something like this: If you’re cold go stand in a corner, …they’re 90′.
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    hahaha terrible joke

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  • Addie Pray

    Addie Pray September 22, 2014, 5:31 pm

    Oh oh oh I heard a good one recently. I’ll try not to butcher it but it goes something like this:
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    An old man goes to the doctor who says they need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. The old man replies, “Look, doc, I’m kind of in a hurry. How about I just give you my underwear instead.”

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  • LadyinPurpleNotRed

    LadyinPurpleNotRed September 22, 2014, 5:45 pm

    My jokes tend to have a visual aspect…so HI!

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    Jenny September 22, 2014, 10:16 pm

    What does a nosey pepper do?
    Get jalapeño business.

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    Billboard September 23, 2014, 12:47 am

    Favourite shot recipe: equal parts banana liqueur and raspberry sourpuss… tastes like Swedish Berries! 🙂 You can make it into a drink by adding 7-Up or Sprite.

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  • AnotherElle

    Laura September 23, 2014, 1:18 am

    I’m pretty excited about those shot glasses; they’re pretty awesome!

    Also, I may have messed up on the payment source, so I may cancel next month and try to do it right next time. (I want the payment to go from my credit card because then I get points and points help me buy Christmas gifts every year!)

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  • Diablo

    Diablo September 23, 2014, 11:24 am

    Aauugh! It’s OURS, precioussss! We wants it for our birthday presentsssss!!!!! Aaauugghh!!!

    Congratulations, I GUESS, for our lucky winners, but now I’m gonna go pout!

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  • Addie Pray

    Addie Pray September 23, 2014, 11:38 am

    oh i got it! to increase our chances…

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  • Addie Pray

    Addie Pray September 23, 2014, 11:39 am

    … we need to comment more.

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  • Addie Pray

    Addie Pray September 23, 2014, 11:39 am

    now lookit, i am comment X and X+1 and X+2.

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  • Addie Pray

    Addie Pray September 23, 2014, 11:40 am

    and X+3. except whoops i got the message that says, and I paraphrase: “slow down, you’re commenting too much” hahaha.

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    • Diablo

      Diablo September 23, 2014, 11:49 am

      We lost already, AP. It’s OVER. NO SHOT GLASSES for you or me. [sobs]

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      • Addie Pray

        Addie Pray September 23, 2014, 11:52 am

        but but but.
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        le sigh.

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    stickelet September 23, 2014, 12:10 pm

    Yay! I’m so excited!

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