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Woman Sexes up the Berlin Wall

Yeah, this woman lusts after the Berlin Wall. She’s married to the Eiffel Tower, too, which, ouch, sounds painful! [via Huffington Post]

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    callmehobo June 9, 2011, 3:41 pm

    Dear Wendy,

    My wife has been very distant lately and she recently moved out of the country “for work purposes”, but I just can’t shake the feeling that she’s being unfaithful. Our intimacy has suffered, I can’t even remember the last time she climbed my stairs. I just feel like their is a giant wall has come up in our relationship. How can I broach this subject with her?

    -Eiffel Tower

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    Britannia June 9, 2011, 3:44 pm

    Does anyone know if these marriages are purely symbolic or actually legal in some way, like prompting a marriage certificate?

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    MonMon June 9, 2011, 4:11 pm

    This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen and heard. There’s no way this is “normal” and this lady needs some sort of psychological help. But then again, as long as it’s not hurting anyone, let her do with “her” wall as she wishes… *sigh* :/

    ps. How do you “marry” the Eiffel Tower? Paris is my city of birth, and frankly, I am offended.

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    melikeycheesecake June 9, 2011, 4:35 pm

    Oh my! This is new to me… never heard of the I fell in love with wall, lamp, calendar, keurig, or fence disorder.

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    haggith June 9, 2011, 4:50 pm

    just checked out the objectum sexuality and it is very interesting. according to some studies done on os people it’s an orientation. i don’t like to judge something that for most seems “not normal” without trying to understand it: http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/

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      SpaceySteph June 9, 2011, 9:50 pm

      That is very interesting, thanks for the link.
      I worry, though, about where widening the definition of sexual orientation leads to. These people aren’t hurting anyone, so I have no objection to their sexual orientation. This woman can love the Berlin wall, and kiss it, and sleep with its mini version all she wants in my opinion…
      But pedophiles use the same justification of “we can’t help who we love” and “loving children is a legitimate sexual orientation,” and its just not acceptable, nor ever will be acceptable in my point of view, for adults to have sex with children.

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    sohara June 9, 2011, 5:03 pm

    There was a woman on Boston Legal who was “in love” with some sort of electrical device (I think it might have been a cell phone or a clock radio). That was the first time I heard of “falling in love” with things. At least this woman has better (although less portable) taste. Watching the clip, I kept having to check that it REALLY was a National Geographic piece. I kept thinking “This is The Onion, right?”

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    thyme June 9, 2011, 6:10 pm

    This is fascinating, but it is also sad. If you can only fall in love with inanimate objects, you will never experience being loved in return. That is very sad to me. Can people like that really be happy?

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    Addie Pray June 9, 2011, 8:40 pm

    For what it’s worth, I’m in love with 30 Rock.

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    Allie June 9, 2011, 11:26 pm

    I thought you were kidding about her being married to the Berlin Wall, but nope! Apparently the woman who coined the term Objectum Sexual married the Berlin Wall. That makes this woman it’s mistress.

    Also, speaking of Ouch!, she “claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.”

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      thyme June 10, 2011, 12:47 pm

      I wonder if they know about each other? Is there jealousy involved, or is it ok for more than one woman to love the wall?

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        Allie June 10, 2011, 2:22 pm

        I watched some more video/read some more, and it turns out that Objectum Sexuals (or OS) are polyamorous. The first “wife” of the Berlin Wall, who changed her name to the German name for Berlin Wall, runs a web community for people with OS. There are only about 40 members in the community, so they probably do know each other.

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