15 Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Family During Your Holiday Get-Togethers

Since we’re in the middle of Hanukkah and this Sunday is Christmas, chances are a good number of you will be spending the weekend with family. To avoid unnecessary stress, I’ve put together a list of 15 things we should all avoid saying during our family holiday get-togethers. Check it out after the jump.

1. I can’t believe that sweater’s too big for you. You sure don’t look like you take a smaller size!

2. When are you going to get married/have kids/buy a house/settle down?

3. Mass is at six tomorrow morning.

4. I hope you saved the receipt.

5. I sure wish you and your ex never broke up. I liked him so much.

6. You don’t mind sharing a bed with your Aunt Suzy, do you?

7. Your face looks funny.

8. It’s okay that I gave your dog my chocolate Santa, right?

9. You probably don’t need that second helping of mashed potatoes, sweetie.

10. Anyone up for a game of strip poker?

11. I think I broke your toilet.

12. No thanks, Grandma, I’m on a diet.

13. I can’t wait to tell my therapist you said that.

14. Can I borrow $1500?

15. Let’s do this again really soon!