The site is fixed! Everything was saved! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Lunarpages, who is my new hosting company, for successfully migrating my site.
We now return to previously scheduled programming. Everything from the last two days has been deleted forever — I deleted Wednesday’s 652-comment thread as promised, and yesyerday’s 420+-comment thread was deleted during the site migration; if you weren’t around for these posts, you missed out! — and we are Moving On Already. Hallelujah.