Of all the letters I answer on this site, none rile people up quite like the wedding-related ones. Make no bones about it — people are passionate about weddings, from etiquette to scrutinizing the behavior of bridezillas and high-maintenance guests. But of all the wedding-related letters I’ve received, none has been quite as … well, cray-cray as the story about this bride in the UK who registered for new boobs for her wedding.
“We have already got a kettle and toaster. Crockery, dinner mats and matching coasters. So, rather than something we have already got, we would appreciate money for Louise’s boob job pot!” wrote Louise Hampson and her then-fiancé Les, in their wedding invitations sent to over 200 guests.
For their wedding, Louise and Les received over 2,000 pounds (about $3200) in monetary gifts. “My wonderful wedding guests have given me the greatest boost to my married life – new boobs for the blushing bride!” exclaimed Louise, who went from a 32D to a 32 DD after surgery last month to help lift and boost her saggy tittays.
Now I have heard it all.