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Dear Wendy
Dear Wendy

Pillow Talk

Me: I’ve got this lump in my armpit— Him: What?! Oh my God. If it’s cancer— Me: No, no, it’s not cancer. “Lump” isn’t the right word. I don’t know, it’s more like a bump, I guess. I just noticed it today. It hurts. Here, feel. Him: I don’t want to feel it. Me: Feel… Read more

Drew: You know, we actually have four anniversaries. We have our dating anniversary, our proposal anniversary, our wedding anniversary and one more. Wendy: The anniversary of my move to New York? Drew: No, the anniversary of the day I felt comfortable enough to fart in front of you… Read more