Esquire asks the very important question: “Are you a man?” It’s “a good thing to be, mostly,” they say. “Even, of course, if you’re a woman.” To find out if you’re lucky enough to be a man, you can take this handy-dandy — and pretty funny — quiz. I took it and it turns out I am 3/4 man. Drew is going to be … surprised when I tell him the news. I guess that goes for my OB, too.
So, how manly are you??
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Laurel June 10, 2011, 2:09 pm
I’m going to credit your little Wendrew for pumping up your man score.
My results were the less exciting “Not Quite a Man”, which I already knew. 😉
Budjer June 10, 2011, 2:09 pm
More or less I am 3/4 man….fortunately I don’t place my manhood on naked women mud flaps or “bedding a woman.” I wanted an all of the above answer for which picture of that creepy dude made me most angry…I couldn’t decide which one infuriated me more.
silver_dragon_girl June 10, 2011, 2:17 pm
I, too, am 3/4 of a man. I can’t wait to make silver_dragon_boy take this to see if he can take back the pants in our relationship!
Britannia June 10, 2011, 6:52 pm
I’m 3/4 too, and I don’t think my boyfriend would score quite as high, lol!
SpaceySteph June 12, 2011, 2:10 pm
Same here. I am willing to bet my dear boyfriend is half man at most. He wears corduroy pants and doesn’t have a gun. Not manly at all. 😉
Addie Pray June 10, 2011, 2:21 pm
Phew, I’m “not quite a man.” I was worried.
Calliopedork June 10, 2011, 2:25 pm
I am also 3/4 of a man. I think its the corduroy
silver_dragon_girl June 10, 2011, 2:26 pm
I think the time I wore corduroy pants, a cardigan, and striped socks on the same day really put me over the edge.
Calliopedork June 10, 2011, 4:03 pm
I do that atleast weekly
MsBorgia June 10, 2011, 2:30 pm
I’m also 3/4 man. This test is suspect.
PFG-SCR June 10, 2011, 2:31 pm
I got that I have 3/4 of a man inside me, too! I’m not complaining, though.
If there were questions like, “Do you run and scream when you see a spider?” or “Do you like to shop for shoes?”, I’m sure that my results would have been significantly different.
Mainer June 10, 2011, 3:25 pm
Tell him not to hold back.
silver_dragon_girl June 10, 2011, 3:54 pm
Bazinga!
SGMcG June 10, 2011, 2:43 pm
More or less, I am apparently three-quarters of a man. Although those quarters are probably automatically void since I took the quiz while a Sex and the City rerun was playing on the E! channel in the background. Therefore, I am an enigma – otherwise known as “woman”.
ArtsyGirl June 10, 2011, 2:49 pm
3/4ths here as well – I am making the husband take it tonight to see who is manlier. I think the humane traps made my feminine while he believes chipmunks and squirrels are in the Varmint Cong.
Sarah June 10, 2011, 2:49 pm
Oh crap, I’m all man. WHERE THE HELL IS MY PENIS?
PFG-SCR June 10, 2011, 3:11 pm
Oh sorry, Sarah…could I keep it over the weekend and return it to you on Monday? 😉
spaceboy761 June 10, 2011, 2:53 pm
3/4 man. I sense a trend.
Bethany June 10, 2011, 3:03 pm
3/4 of a man! I figured that though- I’m not a really girly girl–Aside from my love of cats, E! and white wine 🙂
Teresa June 10, 2011, 3:16 pm
I’m also 3/4…….seems to be a pattern here
danielle June 10, 2011, 3:17 pm
I’m not quite a man – a bit disappointing, was hoping for something more interesting. I think I’ll go back and try to be total man.
danielle June 10, 2011, 3:24 pm
Now I got ”
Fully man
There are men and there are men. You belong in both groups.”
Still kind of boring, but what do you expect from a men’s magazine, lol.
Dennis Hong June 10, 2011, 2:21 pm
As long as that remaining 25% covers the boobage and tailage sectors, I don’t see a problem.
BoomChakaLaka June 10, 2011, 3:33 pm
I got 3/4 of a man,too.
Meh.
I’ll definitely have the boy take it tonight. All he needs to get is 1/4 and we can be a full man…
NOLAGirl June 10, 2011, 3:35 pm
3/4 Man here too! I think it’s skewed. My bet is the long hair and not being Samoan.
Calliopedork June 10, 2011, 4:09 pm
Yet another reason to bemoan not being samoan
Elizabeth June 10, 2011, 3:43 pm
3/4 of a man.
probably because I’m an engineer and I work at a steel mill with all dudes.
ever noticed how dudes have pms?
BIG TIME
bagge72 June 10, 2011, 3:47 pm
Hmm I got more or less I’m 3/4 of a man. I’m blaming not being all man on this website, and the The Frisky from when I used to read that! How am I going to explain this to my girlfriend!
plasticepoxy June 10, 2011, 4:39 pm
i’m not quite a man. i was hoping to make 3/4 like so many other people; i think it’s funny how disappointed i am. 🙂
Starla June 10, 2011, 4:42 pm
3/4 too. Although I just picked some random answers for the ones that didn’t translate to us Brits!
fast eddie June 10, 2011, 11:09 pm
Obviously EVERYBODY is rated 3/4 male by this hoax. Of course I took it and, you guessed it 75% so maybe the point is we’re all in the same gene pool with only small differences. I very glad to be male because I have no clue about how to be otherwise. The idea of having to squat to pee is beyond my comprehension, ditto the visit from Aunt Flow. Imagining giving birth is worse then all the horror movies combined with dental surgery scan Novocain. Boobs on the other hand might be fun but what do I know. Earrings, especially being pierced, are a pass as are high heels and hairdos. Painted nails are interesting as is fashion. Raising a boy child is easily done by men or women. All you have to do keep him alive until puberty then hormones do 90% of the work. A girl child is way more complex and very few if any men are capable of it.
SweetChild June 11, 2011, 1:02 pm
Ohhh I got not quite a man, that’s actually really disappointing!!
kali June 11, 2011, 9:16 pm
I have to register a complaint. Everyone knows you kill gophers with dynamite!
MsMisery June 13, 2011, 10:54 am
Also 3/4 man!