Ever since Jackson was born, I’ve become a big fan of Diapers.com, where we can buy all of his products — diapers, wipes, etc. — and have it delivered the next day (free shipping!). The site has several sibling sites, including Wag.com, where we get all of the cats’ food and litter for the same deal — free, next-day shipping. This beats all on these cold, winter days when it’s like 10 degrees and the last thing I want to do is haul my ass down to the pet shop and carry 20 pounds of litter and 7 pounds of Fancy Feast back to may apartment and up three flights of stairs. Another sibling site, Soap.com sells groceries and toiletries and cleaning supplies and all the stuff that’s usually kind of boring to buy but sort of fun when all you have to do is hit the “buy” button and 24 hours later some dude — not to be sexist but it’s almost always a dude — in a brown uniform knocks on your door with all your boring stuff. Fun!
Soap.com currently has a 20% off sale on all its sex-ay items — lubes, condoms, toys, etc. — in honor of Valentine’s Day, which is way more fun than just buying a bunch of toilet paper and toothpaste, if you ask me. And! If you’re a new customer, you can use code “WINS0524” and save another 20% off your entire purchase at Soap.com, Diapers.com. Wag.com and any of their other sibling sites (with the exception of beautybar.com). And! I get a five-dollar credit for each new customer I refer, so win-win for everyone. Happy shopping!