Dear Wendy
Dear Wendy

She Won’t Marry You Until She Has A Job!!

Look, dude, it doesn’t matter how awesome you are — how hot, kind or rich you happen to be. It doesn’t even matter how much she loves you; she is not hitching her ride to any man until she’s gainfully employed, so just quit askin’! Got it? [via Hairpin]

8 comments… add one
  • _jsw_ February 22, 2011, 11:45 am

    You go, girl!

    My 5 year old is ahead of her, though. She already has her jobs figured out (she plans on having a different one each day of the week, including bagel maker, doctor, pilot, hairdresser, and singer) and has determined her first two husbands. Why two? The first one will apparently not be able to keep up with her.

    Reply Link
    • redessa February 22, 2011, 12:11 pm

      Hahahahahaha! That’s awesome!

      Reply Link
    • MissDre February 22, 2011, 3:36 pm

      I read that Weird Al is coming out with a children’s book about what he wants to be when he grows up… apparently one option is pickle inspector!! (I’d love that job!)

      Reply Link
  • WatersEdge February 22, 2011, 11:59 am

    So awesome!!!

    Reply Link
  • Avatar photo

    fast eddie February 22, 2011, 12:48 pm

    HA HA, This one goes to my granddaughter.

    Reply Link
  • lemongrass February 22, 2011, 1:05 pm

    This seemed really posed 🙁 I love videos of kids but this one really seemed as if her mom put the ideas into her head instead of her coming up with it herself.

    Reply Link
    • sarolabelle February 22, 2011, 3:30 pm

      I think it is just her personality. This is her at 3 talking about snow white for 7 minutes and no one is talking back to her:


      Reply Link
    • WatersEdge February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm

      this is like 1970’s feminism. If her mom were putting it into her head, I imagine she’d be saying “I won’t get married until I have an advanced degree, three publications on my vitae, and a working knowledge of statistical software”. hahaha

      Reply Link

Leave a Comment