In lieu of a reader rec post this week, I am here to share with you my new favorite thing and to implore you to buy one for yourself immediately because it is seriously awesome and, get this, it’s only like four bucks. It will be the best four bucks you ever spend unless you’re on vacation in Mexico.
Last week, I went to my friend Sarah‘s place for ladies night and, after we’d all had a few drinks, Sarah busted out her Tingler, declaring it like the best thing ever. We started passing it around, taking turns tingling each other — ladies night! — and here is just a sampling of some of our responses to this thing:
1. “If sex felt like this I would want it all the time!”
2. “I feel uncomfortable doing this to my sister when she’s making those kinds of noises — someone else take over now.”
3. “I feel so close to you now…”
4. “Oh my god, don’t stop!”
5. “HOLY SHIT!!!”
The next day, I went to Rickies and bought a Tingler for myself. Later that evening, I introduced it to Drew and he was equally impressed. Now, before this post takes a turn in the TMI direction, I’ll just tell you you can get a Tingler here (ok, so this one is 5 bucks, not 4, but it’s marked down from $15, so it’s still a deal). You won’t be sorry.
P.S. I’m getting my hair cut tonight for the first time in over five months and I cannot wait. That mop has gotten outta control.