So, get a couple loaves of frozen bread dough. Let it thaw, then take a hunk of it and fashion your best vajay. Take some additional dough and shape it into thighs. If you want pubes, draw them into the dough with a toothpick or something. Brush the whole thing with egg whites, bake, and voila! Fill the vajay with dip, and arrange your veggies all around it.
Basically follow this recipe, which I did once and it came out awesome, but improvise the shape: