Fyodor, have you been hacked?

Between this and the spot on PUA post I’m starting to get worried LOL

I thought your PUA comment was so funny. I mean we see that sometimes people just desperately want to be told what they want to hear…and I bet they’d even pay you for that. I know you would never use your powers for bad, fyodor but lord. We old timers should get a function where a pre written “if he’s being confusing, he’s not that into you” and a “women are literally also human, just interpret their looks as you would a man’s,” we’d save so much time.

Q: Does her direct eye contact mean she is sexually attracted to me?

A: Is she at work? Most indeed.
(This is sarcasm, men of the world.)

But yeah, 75 percent of the questions here could be accurately answered by a bot that

(a) tells people to break up with their girlfriends/boyfriends without even reading the letters.

(b) tells people not to have contact with their exes.

(c) tells people not to try to approach people romantically in professional situations*

(d) tells people to butt out of other people’s business.

(e) tells people not to become or stay invested in “relationships” that are online

*The Golden Corral included.