I dated this guy at work (Never again!) and don’t know how to handle him. I have a strict policy about not dating co-workers and don’t know why I broke it for him (I’ll call him Larry.) I wasn’t even that into Larry but he asked me out and, before my mind could say no, my big stupid mouth said yes. Needless to say, the date was boring, we both had too much to drink and then I let him kiss me (I don’t know why I did that either.) When I arrived at work Monday morning he mentioned a wedding we’re going to in a couple weeks. I sort of remember him yammering on about a wedding during our date (the restaurant was very noisy). Is it possible I agreed to go to a wedding with him? How do I get out of this? And what’s wrong with me? — Befuddled
I like to sit in the window and watch trucks go down the street. They are big and noisy and when they rumble by, the window shakes. Sometimes I imagine I’m a truck driver. I wear a trucker’s hat, a flannel shirt and a padded vest. I drive all over honking my horn and stopping in diners. At one diner there’s a waitress named Sharleen who gives me extra hash browns and free bowl of ice cream for dessert.
I just saw a bird! Right there!! Wait. It’s gone.
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