Addie Pray

I’m the youngest of 5 by many many years – my older brothers and sisters are 12 and 10 years respectively older than me. And it sucked. They were off to college by the time I was 7 so I don’t even remember a home full of kids on a regular basis – just for holidays. My mom always says how lucky I was that I basically had 3 moms and 3 dads… to which I point out, sure, but it also meant I basically had 3 moms and 3 dad! Talk about pressure. And you can’t backtalk to siblings that much older. Even to this day, they’ll be like “Oh hey Addie, hop up and run and grab my glasses.” … (a) I’m 36, not 6, and (b) “hop up and run” does not trick me into thinking it will be a quick, effortless thing and (c) i don’t wanna, get it yourself! For fuck sake.

Well guys, my work here is done. We’re over 50 pages and we’re all finally taking the “Who would play you in a movie” question seriously. Night night!

That was mean. I know, I’m a whore cunt ball.

50, 50, we’re at 50!!!!!!!! praise the lord.

done and done and done, jlyfsh. #anythingcouldhappen

Welllll, thank you for asking, jlyfsh. Someone with dark hair, someone with glasses, … I’ll say Tina Fey! And then she’d naturally have to consult with me to understand my life, and then naturally we’d become best friends. I can’t wait!