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I had a couple of share-worthy dates recently, so here goes:

After a pretty good first date, I was excited to go out with this guy again. I thought it was a little tacky that he didn’t offer to buy dinner (after we split the check on our first date) because everything he ordered on the second date was way more expensive than what I ordered and he picked the place. I wouldn’t have thought too much of this detail, except for what happens later in the evening. On the drive back, he asks me to come back to his place to watch a movie and “we don’t have to hook up or anything”. No shit. Red flags are waving. I like to go to bed early so I told him we could stop by for a few minutes but I want to be home by 11. He agrees, takes me to his place, and introduces me to his $15,000 cat. Yep, his cat costs as much as a car.