mrmidtwenties

If I were singler (is singler a word? I don’t care), I would totally ask @sarah_b out. I think it would make a great guest column for DW.

How did I miss this all day? I was home too because of Family Day in Canada, I cleaned the whole apartment but I should have been watching this instead. Cinnamon rolls, choking on dicks, harassment, and internet police, oh my. Funny story about choking on dicks, one time a girl was performing oral on me, and she said “make me choke on it” and I was like “ok, I guess” but in my head I was like, “that doesn’t sound fun at all, why would anyone want to choke on a dick, but I guess I should try and assist her with this”