@dre i’d have found it funny too, but i sure wouldn’t go out with him after that!

@kare yay for phone sex! lol

Okay, so the ball: it was fun! I switched my shift to get off in time to get ready for the ball. It was SO HOT in Missouri on Saturday so I was sweating all day at work enough that I had to take a second shower before the ball lol. Managed to drink some coffee, slam some cold medicine and get ready. Dress looked great and my hair was pretty before I got to the humid ballroom! Drove to the event center where parking was A NIGHTMARE because hundreds of people for three different events….. So he came to find me at my car and helped me walk down the hill in my long gown and heels (it was comical). VERY handsome in his uniform and very sweet. Told me I looked beautiful multiple times. Met some of his friends, met his boss, sat at a fun table with two apache helicopter pilots that were getting their wives wasted (seriously the two wives went through at least three bottles of wine during dinner and I only helped a little lol).

After the dinner we sort of mingled and his friends were nice. It was so hot that we eventually went outside to get some air and ran into the Harley Davidson party people from the ballroom upstairs and hung out with them around a fire pit where it was so nice outside! I learned what all the medals and shoulder boards and pins meant on the uniforms so that was cool. He was very gentlemanly the whole night, but funny and fun. Walked me back up the hill to my car at the end of the night and gave me a big hug. No kiss yet, but I think I saw him considering it lol 😉

I’ll link to my instagram so you can see the dress if you promise not to stalk me and kill me 🙂

https://www.instagram.com/redheadsguide/