I have a MAJOR crush on my married boss!

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    bittergaymark
    February 16, 2015 at 2:12 pm #335190

    God. Damn. Forget the popcorn, hand me a Bloody Mary. “Hi, I’m Sarah B and I am delusional. I am also hilariously irrational and have a persecution complex… Not to mention, I appear to be dumb as fuck…”
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    **translation for Sarah B. Yes! A mean person has ACTUALLY entered this thread.

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    February 16, 2015 at 2:19 pm #335192

    I’ve never been to a DW meetup, but I’d like to propose that we have the next one at a Golden Corral…..

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    February 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm #335193

    @Essie – I’m totally on board with that. It’s mediocre food, but I LOVE their rolls. And I don’t have one near me (nearest is like an hour away) but now I really want to go.

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    SummerRose
    February 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm #335194

    Sarah,since you’re so hell-bent on wondering “What if he leaves his wife for me”!!! How about you just ask him if he has ever entertained the possibility of divorcing her. Oh and then casually mention your huge crush on him.

    You’ll get your answer.

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    February 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm #335195

    Hooray BGM in the house! I was hoping for that! 😀 I just poured a cold beer so I could sit back and watch the sh*t show of a snotty, tantrum-throwing child cuss at a group of highly educated, thoughtful adults.

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    Kate
    February 16, 2015 at 2:26 pm #335196

    Golden Corral was recently running a TV ad promising 6 of those rolls to take home. Which, ok, but who isn’t just stuffing 6 rolls in their pockets already? Or do they control the roll distribution to prevent that?

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    Lyra
    February 16, 2015 at 2:27 pm #335197

    Ok…guys…some of these comments in response to her are crossing a line. Take the high road. Her responses weren’t ok, but let’s not stoop to this level.

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    February 16, 2015 at 2:28 pm #335198

    @honeybee Thanks for the suggestion! I actually ate pineapple this morning for breakfast just because we had some. At any rate, no nausea since 4 am, so I’m hopeful it’s over. And our frozen pipes thawed and we have hot water back! And Jackson had a great time on his morning play date and is back home and in a good mood now and happily watched an episode of Yo Gaba Gaba while I got to take a hot shower, and now we’re going to play his first board game. And a package my mom sent us just arrived after being delivered to the wrong address three days in a row and finally re-routed. So, Sarah b is right: anything CAN happen and dreams CAN come true if you’re just patient.

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    February 16, 2015 at 2:33 pm #335200

    Why, oh why didn’t I start reading this forum post earlier. I was having a shitty day until this happened. Thanks so much everyone for bringing a smile to my face.

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    February 16, 2015 at 2:40 pm #335201

    I used to work at a Golden Corral…

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    Kate
    February 16, 2015 at 2:46 pm #335202

    Oh so did they or did they not put some appetite suppressing chemical in the food?

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    February 16, 2015 at 2:48 pm #335203

    Yes, we need to know about the appetite suppressing chemical. I think they do put it in there.

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