Though what do I know, I only went to BU and I study frozen pizza and hair care for a living.
Edit: and chicken nuggets.
I mean that shit sells. I buy all of it.
Sounds like you’re successful, and qualified to comment on how others might also succeed – at least more so than someone maybe/maybe not at a lower tier law school.
Oh Kate makes me want to change my LinkedIn.
To what, Nugget Dipping Sauce Expert?
Damn it didn’t mean to hit send. Highly skilled in ordering pizza from bed, staying in sweatpants for days on end while face masking, deep conditioning and painting my nails. Hobbies include online shopping, napping, eating, and internet advice columns. ?
Nugget Dipping Sauce Expert would be a pretty awesome title. I can’t lie I’ve done a good amount of hiring and I’d look at that resume if it came across my desk.
The apex of my career actually was traveling to the HQ of a big fried chicken QSR chain and doing a ppt presentation about the optimal assortment of dipping sauces.
And I never had to cheat to reach that kind of success!
I’m for sure going to need video of that!
I so wish there was video!!! I can act it out though.
Dude if you know the Nugget Sauce Expert could you link me in? I’d love to tell him all about how I can make those sauces better/cleaner/faster/stronger.
PS. I actually just closed the biggest deal I’ve ever done and I feel like a total bad ass.