Oh, he also used the old classic, “I’m going to drive my motorcycle off the road.” And I was like, “well, that would be unfortunate, I don’t want you to do that, but I also don’t want to see you anymore.” He didn’t kill himself.
I love all of the intra-mall dynamics of this story
@Fyodor, I googled him yesterday and it seems he was arrested a few years back for unlawful concealment (of a handgun I assume) in a mall!