But you are a sophisticated old drunk bitch, with fabulous hair & nails.
And I’m 65 and can make a finsta! Come on, Mark!
(Thanks CJ)
You forget I need to do a photoshoot with my “love child.” Herb Ritts is dead, so I am looking for a suitable photographer of equal stature.
How about a diaper embroidered with
bittergaymarkmyturd?
Probably should be turds plural though, like words.
Um HELLO! My FABULOUS gay baby only does one perfect turd! Think glitter and the smell of rainbows…
Ah finally Mai tai in hand.
We Australians are so provincial with our drinks and babies….