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  • February 8, 2018 at 2:45 pm #738551

    You wish ill will to an advice giver who has done nothing to you? Seriously man, please go get hit by a truck or jump off a building or something, there, I wish ill will on you. Just do the job right the first time.

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    LisforLeslie
    February 8, 2018 at 2:49 pm #738552

    Mike – I don’t think you know the law. Advice isn’t a regulated industry like psychiatry or psychology. You understand the difference right? Ever been on yahoo questions or reddit? Seriously – you can go to the “Internet Ombudsman” and complain about this site – I think you will get grin-fucked like no one has been grin-fucked before.

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    February 8, 2018 at 2:53 pm #738553

    I googled aviary jokes, and this one is pretty good:

    We’ve got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of ’80s synth pop.

    Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.

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    February 8, 2018 at 2:54 pm #738554

    http://www.theinternetombudsman.com/

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    LisforLeslie
    February 8, 2018 at 2:57 pm #738556

    @Kate – that made me laugh out loud. Thank you – you evil raging harpy-bitch.

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    February 8, 2018 at 3:02 pm #738557

    There’s another one: Why did Papa Smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits.

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    February 8, 2018 at 3:08 pm #738558

    Mike I think you missed the point of the advice given. I may sound like a broken record, but she wanted the LW to examine the bigger picture, she was not victim blaming. Without more context of the conversations it is hard to give more detailed advice, other than for the LW to examine what he hopes the outcome is, and why he was snooping in her phone. There is a big difference between sexual banter or dirty jokes and sexting. I have done plenty of both. Never with coworkers, which is definitely a fine line as in this letter. Which is why the LW needs to determine their motives for snooping, the purpose and outcome of a future conversation with his wife. All part of the process of having communication and transparency in a relationship, and being fair.

    Also….aviaries are no fun to bang.

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    February 8, 2018 at 3:08 pm #738559

    Also, be careful when you joke about women, they’ve been known to ovary act.

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    Just Max
    February 8, 2018 at 3:22 pm #738561

    So I didn’t like advice given by Dear Prudence on a column from last month. Can Mike maybe share his contact at the Ombudsman so I can file a complaint?
    Wait, what’s the statute of limitations for advice columns on the internet?

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    February 8, 2018 at 3:23 pm #738562

    I sure wish I had enough free time in my life that I could spend hours on a site that I hate just for the heck of it. But alas, there’s work and other responsibilities.

    ETA: OMG, I just read the part about the internet ombudsperson. Is he employed by one of those nigerian princes who owes me $10,000?

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    February 8, 2018 at 3:27 pm #738564

    Check out the link Lianne posted, it had all the info on the ombudsman.

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    February 8, 2018 at 3:33 pm #738565

    Fuck. The one day I took a long lunch and this happened. I should have been drinking that glass of wine while reading this. Fuck.

    Can I just say that some people who read and comment on this site have, in fact, met Wendy. She’s not a stranger. Also, I reread the column you’re referencing and I don’t see any harm that she could have inflicted on this guy. I really, really don’t know what your problem is.

    Finally, at one point you mocked Wendy’s grammar. If you’re going to mock someone’s grammar, you better make damn sure that yours is impeccable. Which it wasn’t. If you need me to find the exact instances, I will. I don’t feel up to it at the moment.

    Peace.

    Please keep the jokes coming Kate. They make me smile.

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