My homeowners insurance never asked if I had a gun. Idk if I was supposed to self-declare… maybe I’ll go home today and read my policy and see what it has to say.
Believe me, George, the women of the world are all just devastated that you don’t want to marry us.
What a shame my hedonistic lifestyle has rendered me impure for a catch such as yourself.
I’ll start by saying that I’m a gun owner…
But I also believe that if you don’t want a gun in your home you should put your foot down on this. Statistics show that gun ownership is a liability not a benefit– you’re more likely to be shot if you have one.
Having a gun won’t make you suicidal, but attempting suicide with a gun you’re more likely to be successful. Having a gun won’t make your husband a wife-beater, but using a gun in a domestic violence incident makes it more likely to be fatal. The statistics are clearly on your side here.
Ask him if he insists on choosing his comfort over yours, even with the knowledge that his comfort in this case is a sham.