They met on Tinder. We call that a clue.

Come, come, Lenore; it’s not just the zeroes on her paycheck, it’s the fact that she has great intellectual resources! And all these many resources can’t avail to help the star-crossed lovers. It’s a slam dunk that there must be SOMEBODY with the extra special qualifications to make the guy see *reason* (I mean, HER idea of reason) and come to her kingdom. It’s just that pfft Wendy and her following, along with every other resource she’s ever tried have been shallow and lacking in the ability to make the magic happen. And when pigs fly, she’ll be shooting bacon out of the trees.