This thread made today so worth it. Cheered me up faster than a glass of wine. @call-me-hobo thank you for letting me live react to this #dickchockerhere #&& #bestmondaypresentever

Holy flying fuck guys, I leave the internet for 3 days and I miss all of this! This is why I stay connected at all times lol. But really though, I should do some more mindfulness activities where I don’t stare at a screen forever. I must’ve been somewhat linked since I’ve wanted a cinnamon roll all weekend for some reason. I’m intrigued by these orange rolls but I definitely have an eyebrow raised.

Dang Sarah, ditto what absolutely everyone has said already. I absolutely love a good fantasy myself. I’ve currently been crushing on the men of Supernatural. Amazing comedic timing in that show. I suppose my coworker too but flex space, I see him rarely. He’s hot and he knows it which makes it even more ridic for me, totally my self-involved fantasy type even though I’d hate him if that’s all I had.

My husband’s awesome and gives me so much more than these fantasies. Find someone who gives you that real feeling.

I also loved visiting the east coast the super short time I spent out there and would love to go back.

I am so glad that I got a care package with my favorite chocolates in it from the States yesterday, they have been a perfect pairing with reading this hot mess this morning.

Also, choking on a dick is a serious hazard and should not be taken lightly. Please remember that we should all use proper dick safety techniques.

Why yes, whoever asked several pages ago, I do have a PBK key!