Dear Wendy
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10 is overwhelmingly the most flattering on you!
I like 3 and 10 best.
“This is a more serious crime than you might think.”
Oh man, I better pick up some whisky to go with my kettle corn.
Mike, PLEASE, PLEASE screengrab the conversation you have with the ombudsman about what a meanie I am. I gotta go pick up my kid from school now, but I’ll pick up some popcorn on my way home. I like kettle corn!
He’s going to file an official complaint against me! Quick, who’s got Dear Wendy bingo?
Oh, and I never claimed to be unbiased. When some internet troll comes onto my site, and in his very first sentence accuses me of giving the most unintelligent advice he’s ever had the displeasure of reading, and then goes on to call me an idiot, I am biased to thinking he’s creep, and a stupid one at that who doesn’t know the difference between aviary and ovary. And no, I’m not gonna let it go because it’s hilarious what a lame-ass excuse you gave that you chose “aviary” on purpose for “comedic effect” when it’s obvious to anyone with two brain cells to rub together that you simply didn’t know the difference. So, again, Mike, because you strike me as someone who might need to be told things a few times before it sticks:
Aviary: a large bird cage;
Ovary: a female reproductive organ in which eggs are produced.
Neither is bangable, which is probably not something you need me to define for you.
Mike, please tell us some more about the all the harm I’ve caused with this site, all the opportunities I have missed to help people, and how no one here who is commenting on this thread has ever met me. It really sounds like you know what you’re talking about.
If anyone ever wants a perfect example of #Mansplaining, show them this thread. Some dipshit Googles “My wife is sexting another guy,” finds a column on my site from years ago, feels “victimized” by my response because I don’t immediately take the dude’s side, starts a separate forum thread to warn longtime readers what kind of site this is and what kind advice I give. And then when people respond saying they KNOW what kind of site this is and what kind of advice I give because they’ve been reading it for years, he makes some lame insult about how I must have gotten all my education at a community college to deflect from what an idiot he sounds like.
Yeah, totally, Kate! If you Google anything about catching your wife sexting another guy, my column that Mike has such an issue with comes up on the first page of search results.
Mike, the guy your wife is sexting probably knows the difference between aviary and ovary, along with other important distinctions involving female anatomy.
@Mike, if your interest here is to “open everyone’s eyes” to the situation — the situation being what kind of advice-giver I am and that I won’t allow opinions that disagree with mine, can you really not understand what Lianne’s point is when she says she’s a longtime reader of mine? Her point, you fucking moron, is that she and everyone else who’s been reading this site for years don’t need YOU, someone so brand new to the site that his comments are still moderated, to warn her about what kind of advice-giver I am.
You come here to my site calling my advice stupid, accusing me of having only a GED-level education, making weird bird-cage references that make no sense, pulling up a column from years ago, acting like everyone here needs you to warn them about how I prey on vulnerable people, and you’re arguing that *I’m* the internet troll? Bitch, please.
I’m not going to address your “actual” point about some guy being victimized by a column I wrote years ago because I don’t have time for that shit. Get a life, dude.
You weren’t censored. All comments from new commenters, regardless of whether they’re from assholes or not, await moderation.
Also, you really expect us to believe you chose the word “aviary” instead of ovary for comedic effect? How is that funny? It legit just sounds like you used the wrong word, either because you really don’t know the difference between aviary and ovary or autocorrect or you don’t know how to spell. If you chose “aviary” to be funny, you are as good at comedy as you are at arguing a point.
I’m sorry — that really sucks! Absolutely, it should have been communicated to you MONTHS earlier if March and april were off limits for vacation! That’s insane. Schools are on break, easter and passover are during that time. What are they thinking?!
