I have a MAJOR crush on my married boss!

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  • Kate
    February 16, 2015 at 12:42 pm #335136

    Wendy, I think you’re far from ignorant, but I never felt I got the meal I paid for at Golden Corral because they put some MSG or something in the food that makes it impossible to eat more than one plate and get your money’s worth. Like choking on a dick or something!

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    February 16, 2015 at 12:42 pm #335137

    Speaking of choking on a dick, my gag reflexes are in top form these days. I can’t even brush my molars without gagging – or all out vomiting. Meanwhile, one of my really good friends can stick her whole hand down her throat without a problem. She probably gives the best blow jobs, and I give the worst ones. Sometimes life isn’t fair, isn’t that right Sarah b?

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    February 16, 2015 at 12:44 pm #335138

    Kate, bite your tongue. Next time you go, you have to load your plate with pizza and then pile on top a generous helping of their over-cooked mushy mac and cheese, and then dip it in ranch dressing. It. Is. Amazing.

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    February 16, 2015 at 12:44 pm #335139

    It’s true, sometimes life isn’t fair, but if you dream big, anything is possible!! Even being able to stick your whole hand down your throat without gagging.

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    Kate
    February 16, 2015 at 12:46 pm #335141

    Maybe I should give the place another shot, especially if it’s such a telenovela up in there.

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    Sarah b
    February 16, 2015 at 12:47 pm #335142

    You all should die. I wonder how u sleep at night being such mean ppl

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    February 16, 2015 at 12:48 pm #335143

    It’s my new year’s resolution for 2015. I still have 10.5 months to work toward getting my whole hand down there. Wish me luck.

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    Kate
    February 16, 2015 at 12:49 pm #335144

    Copy/paste one mean thing anyone said.

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    February 16, 2015 at 12:50 pm #335145

    We sleep pretty well. All that gagging and dick choking will really take it out of you.

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    Sarah b
    February 16, 2015 at 12:50 pm #335146

    Where the fuck should I start? I understand I sound a little unreasonable but like I said anything could happen. And by u ppl saying the things u say is not helping! I mean really stop being jerks. I said if he was single && I didn’t work there duh

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    February 16, 2015 at 12:51 pm #335147

    “WHAT I AM SAYING IS IF THEY GOT A DIVORCE AND I WASNT THE CAUSE OF IT AND I DIDNT WORK THERE.”

    Then you could pursue a relationship. Pretty obvious, yes?

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    February 16, 2015 at 12:56 pm #335148

    The thing is Sarah B it’s sad that you didn’t want to listen to anything people said because Cleopatra and Lyra and others gave you some excellent advice on how to deal with your situation. But, since to you mean = not saying what you want to hear no one here will ever be able to be nice. But, I highly recommend you go back and read those posts that I mentioned. Maybe not today but eventually you might find them helpful.

    And really telling people to die? I mean no one started off being mean here. When you stop entertaining rational conversation things fall apart like above. But, don’t tell people to choke on a dick and expect them to react kindly.

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