I have a MAJOR crush on my married boss!

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  • Sarah b
    February 16, 2015 at 9:04 pm #335462

    Makes no sense

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    February 16, 2015 at 9:18 pm #335463

    Amazing, everyone. &&&!! I was around early and trying to be helpful…way before the fuzz was called. I think I’ll poke the bear a bit myself-
    So, Sarah b, what does age have to do with compulsively reading this site, and how exactly should those of us above the age of 23 be spending our days?
    Also, you are mean. I’m reporting you! To the Meanie Police! They’re going to be looking for you!!!
    Now to the more important topic in this thread- cinnamon rolls. (And others, as I’ve just found out! How exciting!) My Bf and I just discovered Immaculate Baking Cinnamon rolls- so much better than Pillsbury or whatever the usual brand one would buy at the grocery store. I’d copy/paste a link, but I’m not so good w technology, and I’m on my Kindle right now. Phew, I sure wish my J.D. or Masters program had taught me that stuff!!
    (I think I just hit all the topics, right!?!? Haha! I also don’t tweet or instagram or whatever, but I’m pretty sure ##doublepunctuationisnotahabit##)

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    Paper white
    February 16, 2015 at 9:20 pm #335464

    People are just monkeys with shoes. He is an alpha male and your instinct is to be available. Just remember it’s your deep ancient biology speaking, and over ride it with the sophisticated tactics of a young professional woman in a complex society.

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    Sarah b
    February 16, 2015 at 9:22 pm #335465

    Umm okay raccoon eyes that’s why I clearly fucking agreed with you unbelievable

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    February 16, 2015 at 9:28 pm #335466

    How did I miss this thread today? Also, who is Sarah going to report this site to? The site administrator? AKA Wendy?

    Yes.

    Dear Wendy,

    Your site is so mean and I am butthurt. I need to report your site to you.

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    February 16, 2015 at 9:33 pm #335467

    Wait. There’s a monkey, with shoes on? This escalated quickly!

    In all sincerity, Sarah, let it go. And, if you can’t do that, then please come back tomorrow with a new topic. Please.

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    Sarah b
    February 16, 2015 at 9:54 pm #335468

    K

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    February 16, 2015 at 10:00 pm #335469

    Well, @Kate, let’s just say I just wish all this dick-themed advice had come around before Valentine’s Day.

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    BadTina
    February 16, 2015 at 10:16 pm #335470

    I’m usually a lurker, but I did feel the need to self-report as a dick choker. My gag reflex has subsided somewhat in the past 6 years with my husband but I do still gag from time to time.

    && I’ll just include a Semi-gross joke from junior high before fading back into lurkerdom: what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

    Hwugh!!<—that is a gagging noise.

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    Sarah b
    February 16, 2015 at 10:18 pm #335471

    K the dick choking is getting old. Wasn’t funny to begin with stfu

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    g
    February 16, 2015 at 10:28 pm #335472

    That’s a little contrarian… I love a good dickchoke – especially when it comes in time for Valentine’s Day !! #Sorrynotsorry for my excellent, inadvertant pun.

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    SummerRose
    February 16, 2015 at 10:30 pm #335473

    Sarah,you’re the one who told everyone to choke on a dick. You brought this up.

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