I have a MAJOR crush on my married boss!
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My boss is so out of touch with reality that she thought a good morale booster for the junior account services ppl would be to have “Pajama Day” at work. Seriously, these kids need some feedback and some money, not a chance to come to work in their damn jammies!
@MsMisery I want to donate my body to science too. My family knows my wishes but how can I access this paperwork? Might as well get started and make it easier for them! It would be nice to have. I’m single and I’ve told my parents, but you know, hopefully I outlive them. And my sister can’t talk about it because she ‘can’t bear the thought of me dying’. I’ve told my best friend and I wrote up a document and had it notarized and my cousin put it in her safe deposit box. Do you want to go to the Body Farm?
My friends already know what I want done with my body. Most of it for science, cremate a foot or something and then uses the “sprinkling of my ashes” as an excuse to go or do something they’ve always wanted to do. If my foot doesn’t produce enough ashes for everyone to do what they want, then I’ll just tell my best friend to mix in some sand, you really can’t tell the difference.
Have you guys heard of that fungus suit thing you can be buried in? It’s made of something biodegradeable that’s full of seeds. They zip you into it, no coffin, and bury you. And then the seeds grow and decompose you. It’s faster than just waiting for nature to do it on its own. Very green. I’m considering something like that.
Okay, we’re at 953 posts! Let’s make this 1000! Best thread ever!
Back to babies (but not for long because mine are big)…I got to see my friend’s baby today. She was born in August, and if you tickle her ribs she gives that adorable creaky chuckle! So sweet!
Still haven’t made my &&cinnamon rolls but I will. That is something that is non-negotiable. I’ve been checking out allrecipes.com for recipes. But I do NOT do recipes that require the inclusion of anything weird like pudding mix. Bleah. Give me real ingredients.
@Sarah B, you have a good recipe for cinnamon rolls?And I would NEVER EVER consider going to work in pjs. You have GOT to be kidding me. What is this, middle school?
@redrover, that would be cool if they could bury you in a non cemetery place, but I just think cemeteries are the most depressing and weird places, that are usually located in an inconvenient space.
One partner did see me but he just whisked by my office and mumbled good morning without really looking. That’s when I was like “fuuuck I gotta get out of here.” It’s fine. To and from the office I had my big puffy winter coat and puffy boots, you couldn’t tell there was just sweatpants and a tee underneath. But man I’m so fucking tired. But I can’t leave work yet because I have a couple things I need to wrap up and get out the door. Where do you think I can get a cinnamon roll at 7 pm? I really want one. I feel like a zombie. Like my brain was taken out of my head and replaced by a big cinnamon roll. And there’s some frosting oozing out of my eyes and nose. And I feel sticky. I didn’t shower today, maybe that’s why. I regret a lot of things about today.
I would like to say I would never go to work in pjs but I know if it was acceptable I would every day.
I was not wearing a bra. No bra, no makeup, didn’t brush my hair – I did brush my teeth, though. And I was at work…. what from 5:30 to… close to 7? Not it was after 6. 6-7am? 7:30 am maybe? I got out before anyone important saw me. I hope. Meh, who cares. I was preparing for court. It was war time.
Thank goodness I’m not trying to sleep with my boss. I’d be really failing.
